Naked Subway Rider Is Just Chillin', Naked

A guy was spotted riding the subway naked except for his sneakers.

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Let's be clear, this guy is still better than people who block the door when they're not even getting off, people who blast the entire train car with the smell of their stank-ass General Tso's chicken, or the many people who seem to go without deodorant on the L train in the summer. 

But come on man, put on some clothes. 

The man above was spotted riding the E train on the New York subway (the original tweet had it wrong) on a Thursday around 8:30 p.m., where the witness who snapped the photo told the New York Post that the man was taking occasional swigs from a liquor bottle. 

He's wearing nothing but his running shoes, because when your naked, you never know. 

The Post didn't mind staring though. They put the guy on Saturday's front page: 


The absolute greatest thing about this story, though, and perhaps NYC in general, is summed up in one quote:

“There were a lot of blasé New Yorkers that looked — and then looked back at their iPhone as if he wasn’t even there."

[Via Gothamist]

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