These Kardashian Pregnancy Conspiracy Theories Are Out of Control

Kris Jenner is truly the greatest business woman of our time.

Kylie Jenner arrives at the Yeezy fashion show.
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Kylie Jenner arrives at the Yeezy fashion show.

Now that news of the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's third child has been announced, Twitter trolls and Internet detectives have been slapping away at their keyboards to procure any indication that the surrogate for this baby could have been Kylie Jenner

She's here. https://t.co/oVg6se6VeQ

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) January 16, 2018

When rumors started flying that Kylie was in the hospital, that was all it took for people to start firing off tweets in speculation that Kim's younger sister could have possibly been her actual surrogate, or that there was no surrogate in the first place and Kylie's rumored pregnancy would be covered up with Kim's plans to use a surrogate for a third child. Are you keeping up here?

me looking for any shred of evidence that kylie was kim and kanye’s surrogate pic.twitter.com/W2RlxX8MDX

— c dawg (@mrneeson) January 16, 2018

the entire world trying to figure out if Kylie was truly Kim and Kanye’s surrogate pic.twitter.com/oeGPk59pyA

— ronan (@cluanaigh_) January 16, 2018

Until Kylie decides to step out of the shadows, it's open season for reality TV-obsessed mongrels to scrounge for any little sign of inconsistency surrounding this family's pregnancy situation. Meanwhile, somewhere in a private, temperature-controlled environment, I'm sure Kris Jenner is sitting scrolling through the timeline, laughing and reveling in her years of hard work.

The people's quest for answers will not rest until the truth is revealed. Check out some of the best detective work below.

I don’t think Kris carried Kylie for 9 months just for you to address her as “surrogate” https://t.co/EMDHDaEDTl

— pay pay (@paydavies) January 16, 2018

NAH RIGHT LISTEN UP:

Kim and Kayne had to have a surrogate for their baby. Wouldn’t reveal who it was.

Kylie has been hiding her pregnancy for 9 months.

Kylie apparently went into labour this weekend.

Kim and Kayne’s daughter has just been born.

Kylie was Kim’s surrogate.

— Charlotte ✨ (@charlottes0phia) January 16, 2018

Sooo obviously I’m a whole detective and Kylie Jenner just gave birth and Kimye just announced their third baby via surrogate soo Kylie = surrogate BOOM case closed y’all welcome

— Auntie Ki.🔑 (@paradoxkey) January 16, 2018

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