In what appears to be a very, very stunning display of balls, Bill Cosby is reportedly planning on hitting the road to deliver a tour of town hall seminars which will "warn" young athletes and also married men about the threat that can come from sex crime allegations.
If all goes as planned, these speeches would begin in July.
Cosby's decision, as you're likely aware, comes just days after a jury deadlocked in his sexual assault case, which resulted in a mistrial. Prosecutors have already stated their intention to retry the old admitted-drugger-of-women.
In the meantime, Cosby spokesperson Andrew Wyatt stated "Mr. Cosby wants to get back to work," during a Wednesday appearance on a program called Good Day Alabama. "We’re now planning town halls and we’re going to be coming to this city [Birmingham] sometime in July," Wyatt added. "[T]o talk to young people because this is bigger than Bill Cosby."
In case you're unclear as to what this means, exactly, Wyatt and fellow Cosby spokesperson Ebonee Benson indicated on the Alabama program that the comedian plans on teaching the audience how to identify warning signs in victims, and also how to deal with accusations should they arise.
"This issue can affect any young person, especially young athletes of today," Wyatt said. "[A]nd they need to know what they’re facing when they’re hanging out and partying, when they’re doing certain things that they shouldn’t be doing. And it also affects married men."
Seems like this would be a weird event to buy a ticket for.