When It Happened: 2016
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 10/10
 
In July 2016, Scott Disick forgot his daughter Penelope Disick’s birthday. While vacationing in The Bahamas with her mother, Penelope had birthday greetings Instagrammed in her honor from almost every family member but Scott. As is the modern way, an Instagram is probably more important than a card or a phone call on one’s birthday, especially one directed towards your child who you might not see often. Scott, who had 24 hours to send something out into the universe, didn't even offer up a belated birthday moment for his only daughter. He did find time to Instagram his overly botoxed face on set.