Early this morning, Blac Chyna ruthlessly dragged Tyga on Snapchat, calling him a "bitch" before closing out the snapstorm by seemingly directing fans to her Lashed location in Encino. Chyna also mentioned their son, King, and told Tyga to "stop running" to his money. This was a deeply perplexing turn of events, as nothing like this has ever happened before.

That's what the White House might call an alternative fact, or in human terms, a fucking lie. Since their breakup in 2014 after roughly 3 years together, Chyna and Tyga have careened in and out of headlines with a seemingly bottomless supply of plot twists. Kylie Jenner? Plot twist. Rob Kardashian? Definitely a plot twist. 

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For all the history buffs out there, we've put together a handy timeline of all the wildest post-breakup moments in the Blac Chyna and Tyga saga. Study up:

November 2014: Tyga Allegedly Hacks Blac Chyna's Instagram

Tweets are sent from Chyna's account in which she appeared to call herself a "gold digger and a cheater" who "never really loved" Tyga. Chyna later clarified that her account had been hacked, naming Tyga as the chief suspect.

April 2015: Blac Chyna Claims Tyga Wants Her Back

Chyna Instagrammed some texts she reportedly received from Tyga in which he said, among other things, "I want to be with u" and "I want to be a family again." Tyga did not dispute the texts. Later that month, however, TMZ claimed the texts were "the last" in a series of conversations and private face-to-face meetings that had been going on for 7 months. At the same time, Tyga and Jenner were popping up in a ton of headlines together.

September 2015: Blac Chyna and Tyga Trade Humble Car Brags

After some started to question the validity of Tyga's decision to gift Jenner with a Ferrari, Chyna hit Instagram with a brag about her own new car: an Audi R8. Tyga later took his response to Snapchat, seemingly mocking the aforementioned Audi. Chyna promptly employed a popular-at-the-time meme to silence the doubters:

November 2015: Tyga's Birthday Sabotaged by a Future Video and Another TMZ Rumor

To celebrate his 26th year on Earth, Tyga dropped a new song called "Happy Birthday." Simultaneously, TMZ reported that he and Jenner had gone their separate ways. According to an eventual E! confirmation of this (ultimately temporary) split, Jenner dumped Tyga ON HIS BIRTHDAY. Then, a fucking Future video came out starring Chyna. Damn.

February 2016: Blac Chyna Not Here at All for a Kylie Jenner Cooking Show

After Jenner teased the launch of a cooking show on her app, Chyna directed her followers to instead get familiar with her own cooking action on Snapchat:

Tyga sent what was apparently an indirect response to Chyna's cooking show shade, telling everyone that "motherfuckers gotta stop acting like they invented every motherfucking thing out here." Around this time, Chyna's brewing relationship with Rob Kardashian was dominating the time of hardened journalists.

April 2016: Blac Chyna and Kylie Jenner Perplex Everyone 

Chyna and Jenner popped up on Snapchat together, hitting fans with a message of unity and peace. "When we've been best friends the whole time," Kylie said in the now infamous Snap. Many brains exploded, but the planet somehow still continued to exist.

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May 2016: Tyga Congratulates Rob and Chyna on Baby News

Following Chyna and Jenner's Snapchat BFFs announcement, Chyna and Kardashian revealed they were expecting their first child together. In his own move toward peace and unity and whatnot, Tyga publicly congratulated the couple, even going the extra mile by adding an emoji. Touching.

August 2016: Blac Chyna Randomly Reveals How "Cheap" Tyga Was During "Rack City" Shoot

"I should've gotten more," Chyna told Elle, revealing she only walked away with $2,500. "He's kinda cheap." Chyna is a big part of the "Rack City" video, so the "cheap" allegation kinda holds up. However, I would personally accept $2,500 to appear in a Tyga video with no complaints. Hit me up.

March 2017: Blac Chyna Drags Tyga on Snapchat at 4 in the Morning

Just as the newness of 2017 was staring to wear off, here we are:

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Though Tyga hasn't publicly responded to any of the claims made in Chyna's bright-and-early snapstorm, history has shown us to expect the unexpected. And if nothing else, you know we'll get some belated answers on the new season of the critically revered documentary series Rob & Chyna.