What a fucking week. Just hours after another source with no name claimed Rob Kardashian was worried that Blac Chyna might ditch him "for a rapper," E! News is out here with revelations like this. Rob Kardashian's childhood crush was apparently… Kim Kardashian? So, like, his sister Kim Kardashian? Yep.
"[Chyna's] childhood crush was Ricky Martin," Kardashian says in this fresh Rob & Chyna promo. If you're saying "Ricky who?" while refusing to Google that shit, then here's a reminder:
Good call, Blac Chyna.
When the time comes to chat it up about Kardashian's childhood crush, Chyna has a quick answer. "J.Lo!" Chyna yells before immediately getting an admission of accuracy. "J.Lo and Kim Kardashian," Chyna adds in an expanded version of her answer, which also gets an immediate admission of accuracy from Rob Kardashian, whose sister is Kim Kardashian.
The ChyRo union appears alive and well in this particular clip, which kinda just makes all the other shit that's gone down this week even more confusing. After we all spent hours (that we'll never get back!) fearing that the couple had split for good, E! News slid in with a semi-confirmation of total okayness. "Rob and Chyna are fine," a source said Wednesday. "They are together, but it's just difficult right now. They are living separately because that makes for a more harmonious life for the two of them. They just bicker a lot. They argue but ultimately they love one another."
Damn. There's a lot going on. Time to consult our definitive guide to Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's love again.