If you've ever been jealous of your dog's life of sleeping all day, eating delicious cheese off the kitchen floor without judgment, and indiscriminately sniffing strangers' crotches like it's no big deal, we may have found another reason for the list. 

The pugs in the NSFW video above (is it NSFW? we don't even know) are living it up, on what appears to be the living room couch no less. They obviously gave zero fucks when they got caught because they went right back to it.

I once had a roommate who would do this type of stuff, but at least she paid half the rent and never chewed a hole in the carpet.

[Via Broadly]