You've seen Sean Evans eat cod until he pukes and get high until he's weirder than normal (I'm his boss, so I'm allowed to say that.) But you've never seen him craft an identity for a dummy in order to better get that dummy to an escape chopper. Which is, apparently, something that all FBI recruits must do while training at Quantico

Other things you have to do at Quantico: Take a lie detector test (and not lie about stealing from your employer). Fight an enormous man in a scary protective suit with a stubby Nerf-looking club (and not just run away). Do sit-ups (and not fart on your spotter). It's all just a regular day at the office for your aspiring FBI agent, something you can learn more about by watching the new ABC show Quantico, premiering Sunday, September 27, at 10/9 central.

As ever, the question of the day is, Can Sean Evans do all of the above, while also cracking jokes? There's only one way to find out....