"Please, just call the cops to arrest me," is what this thief had to have been thinking when a store in the Netherlands threw her a surprise party to celebrate its 10,000th shoplifter

They really went all out too. There's delicious looking cake, one of those cone hats with the painful rubber band, and a live marching band parading through the store with baton twirlers. 

The best part though, no doubt, is when she runs off to escape the embarrassment and sets off the security alarm. Classic.