A man got butt naked inside of a Kroger grocery store in Michigan this week and, obviously, visited the "meat" counter.

I would pay a full week's salary to hear the conversation that was going on when that photo was taken, but tragically we'll never know. Hopefully someone Windexed the penis print off the display case. 

The 61-year-old man was suffering a "medical episode" according to what police told Mlive.com. Photos of the naked man took off on Reddit later that night, which police said was "unfortunate."

The man was reportedly not under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but just "needed help," according to one officer. 

Police took the man out of the store in handcuffs, but it does not appear he'll be charged with any crime.