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The mayoral race is on in Flint Michigan. Naturally, the top three candidates are a convicted murderer, a convicted drunk driver, and a pig named Giggles. Thanks to a filing error, every candidate in Flint’s mayoral race this year is a write-in candidate. Giggles' owner seems to think that the pig is the most morally sound of the political hopefuls, and I have to agree with him. Giggles has been making public appearances at community events, supports her local police, and is even selling t-shirts with her face on them to raise money for local families who need financial aid.
In a (literally) cut-throat campaign decision, Giggle’s opponent - convicted murder Wantwaz Davis- has threatened to kill and eat her at his victory party "when" he wins the race. That's what I call savage. What if Chris Christie threatened to eat Rand Paul? Okay, that would make the election way more exciting. Like the one in Flint. We can't wait to see who wins. #GigglesForFlint
