Suffering from an apparent head cold, Leonardo DiCaprio had dinner with absolutely zero models present last night, according to Page Six. For the reportedly love-struck Taylor Swift, the time has never been riper to strike.
Armed with chicken noodle soup, a few bottles of lemon-lime Gatorade, and a Netflix password, Taylor can swoop in and win Leo’s heart as she nurses the under-the-weather star back to health. He’ll forever be indebted to the songstress, and so will begin a modern day retelling of the classic Love Story in which the sick patient falls for his thoughtful, caring nurse.
Yes, we can see it all. For T-Swift, the time to act is now; like the coming of the tide, the models shall soon return to Leo’s side, and the opportunity will be lost forever.
[via Gawker]
