What's up, turkey eaters, guess what. You're WASHED.
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Sports Illustrated model/food guru Chrissy Teigen took to Twitter this morning with an Important Message™: Turkey is overrated, son. In a series of tweets, Chrissy went after BIG THANKSGIVING and the bird they so profusely perpetuate. It was a bloodbath, and many turkeys (including the lames who eat that "trash") were harmed:
Turkey, on its own, is trash
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014
That being said, I'm making two trash turkeys.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014
I've had turkey every way possible. I've never been like damn this is some juicy, delicious turkey.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014
The best thing turkey can be is "not dry"
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014
I'm not "doing it wrong". On its own, turkey is the worst of the birds by far and one of the worst meats in general.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014
FUCK TURKEY!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014
If u said "eat this one bite of human and u can eat any other meat the rest of your life" or "Chrissy u eat turkey forever" I'd eat human
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014
Oh I brine it. Something shouldn't have to sit in flavored water for two days to be edible.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 24, 2014Stay woke, idiots—Chrissy is a ham person.
