This guy.
Adam Sandler just landed an exclusive four-movie deal with Netflix, and in a statement said that the only reason he signed on the dotted line is because, and we quote, "Netflix rhymes with wet chicks." Here's the full statement:
“When these fine people came to me with an offer to make four movies for them, I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only . Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks. Let the streaming begin!!!”
Good point, Mr. Sandler, but did you consider your other options? Netflix isn't the only streaming service on the market that happens to rhyme with something completely unrelated. Since you're too busy making bad movies, we've decided to lay it out for you:
Amazon Prime rhymes with Banging Dimes.
Hulu Plus rhymes with Dirty Sluts.
iTunes rhymes with More Boom Boom.
YouTube rhymes with Fuck Her Boob.
Vimeo rhymes with Silly Ho.
..and Complex rhymes with Bomb Sex.
So, you see, Billy Madison, the next time you sign an exclusive contract, be sure to consult your rhyming dictionary. Otherwise, you're selling your mediocre talent short. Kthxbye.
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[via Entertainment Weekly]
