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We all know why most people use Tinder. And it isn’t to find a long-lasting relationship that blossoms into love, marriage, and children.
Generally speaking, it’s a terrific way to get some totally random action. And if that’s your thing, great. Just know that, if you’re a guy, there’s at least one person out there who is probably way better at sealing the deal than you.
A user named Derek knows the score, and realizes that his best possible outcome if he takes Tinder seriously is a sad, acrimonious split many years down the road. So why bother with all that when you could just, as he so eloquently puts it, “have a quickie, use a Johnny”?
Seems like iron-clad logic. It’s safe to assume the ladies were lined up around the block after he probably sent every right swipe this brilliantly-worded message.
[via Barstool Sports]
