We don't have a guest in this week's "Desus vs. Mero", but we are introducing an instant classic segment: The Rinse Cycle, in which our hosts throw your favorite celebs in the Maytag to see who gets wet. Also, some Knowledge Darts-slash-slander on the Amber-Wiz split, Captain Jeter's retirement (and hit list), Drake sharing a blunt with Weezy, Tyler Perry's pending fatherhood, and the Tavis Smiley & Lolo Jones #struggle on Dancing with the Stars. Plus: white people kissing dogs. 

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