In the latest roundup, Stevie Wonder may need to go bald, Justin Bieber can catch the fade, and your cousin might want to find a new hobby besides painting portraits of Maya Angelou (R.I.P., GOAT) holding President Obama in her bosom. Plus, thoughts on how to propose, potato salad, and why you should never, ever question the acting ability of us Black folks. P.S. Shoutout to Tyga and Batman's illegitimate Black seed, Jaden "Fuck Your Wedding Attire" Smith.

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.