Address: 2299 Mission St.
Website: thebeautybar.com

Beauty Bar is the home of weak drinks, weak music, and getting a manicure in the dark while drunk. It's actually a chain with locations in a few decent American cities, plus Dallas. This location was in the Mission long before the brogrammers moved in, but it's still just as obnoxious and douchey as the other bars on this list. Don't go to this rat hole unless you want to overexpose yourself to mani-pedi fumes and terrible martinis.