Date: April 2014
Station: WTVR Richmond, Virginia

As a newscaster trying to use scare tactics, apparently you have to use props and work in the word "expert" as often as possible. If you're talking about a cellphone, wave an iPhone around. If you are spewing bullshit, cite studies semi-relevant. Reporter Jake Burns really kills it with his final words, "Talking to our kids about sexting can be awkward, but parents should not let that stop them from missing out on a teachable moment." That's right parents: never miss out on a teachable moment, even if you have no idea what you're talking about.