Date: February 2014
Station: WCVB Boston

"Detectives spent much of their day at [Walpole] High School today." Yeah, that's exactly what you dream of when you decide to become a police officer, pouring over adolescent text messages. This exposè got real serious; they even modulated a girl's voice so she could be protected from the bullying by these roving bands of sexters. Not only were taxpayer dollars wasted on this investigation, but apparently it is still ongoing. "Cell phones have been seized" and at the time of the report "warrants had been issued." Your girl Julie does her best to add gravity to the situation with her sad concerned newscaster face. Cool it girl; managing to keep a straight face would have been impressive enough. No need to overachieve.