New Year, New Things: Mero and Desus (a.k.a. "Day-zeus," for the Latinos) are back for 2014 to take on HBO’s Girls, getting curved on Tinder, Hypebeast apples, French cheese, Jameis “R.N.” Winston, “Coke Boyz 4,” and Dominican cab drivers. CAUCACITY!

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