Neighborhood: Gold Coast
Address: 1301 North State Parkway
Website: publichotels.com/chicago

Look, you can't just hang out in sneaker shops and expect to feign a sense of coolness. You need to have a place that's frequented by beautiful people, and PUBLIC Chicago—with its accompanying Pump Room—is where hot girls that finally called it quits with their college boyfriends go to make questionable life decisions. The space was created by Ian Schrager, an esteemed...blah...blah...blah. The Pump Room permeates with the robust sexual energy of 1,000 bachelorette parties, which is all you really need to know. Make your Saturday night plans accordingly.