With so many watering holes, how do you choose the one you'll settle your ass into a stool at? Each bar is different, and bars place signs (usually chalkboards) are sometimes an establishment's way to draw us in.
Because first impressions are clutch, and these bars' signs had us chuckling, we'd surely go in and try a pint at these fine (and possibly strange) establishments.
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