While everyone was out celebrating Memorial Day with BBQs and get-togethers, remembering the brave men and women of the military, last night was also the season finale of What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, the Olympic swimmer’s courageous venture into reality television. During the first half, Lochte contemplated moving from Gainesville to L.A., and then went to Miami for spring break with the Lochterage.

But as any fan part of #Lochtenation knows, it’s not just Lochte himself who’s been all over the place. Every week he’s flooded us with hilarious quotes, and last night Lochte went out with a bang. In case you didn’t watch, these are The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on Last Night’s What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

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