Brand Represented: Planters
Year Introduced: 1916

The fanciest, most bourgeois of all the mascots, Mr. Peanut, or Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe, has always been too good for you. He looked friendly and welcoming enough, but his cane, top hat, and monocle were blatant symbols of the sophistication he exuded that you could never obtain. Dude was so smooth that he didn't even have to speak in commercials until 2010. That's 94 years of stuntin' in silence. Recognize a real G when you see one.