Year: 1998

For an episode of I'm Spring Broke, a volunteer named Shelly had a two-part plan that was super-hot and then super-not. First, she drenched her body (and it was a nice body) with honey, which reminded us of a really good Bo Derek movie we once saw. But then she rolled in feathers to achieve a covering of plumage that made her look more like Burt Reynolds in Stroker Ace. Aww, man.