Address: 1100 Constance St.

Here's how much I enjoy the Rusty Nail: it's the unofficial Alabama bar in NOLA, meaning that on Saturdays in the fall, its packed to the gills with mouth-breathing Gumps yelling "Roll Tide!" every time Nick Saban reaches down to adjust his nuts. Still, I find the place endearing. Its patio area is probably the best place to watch a game outdoors in all of New Orleans.