What Your Son Will Say: Why didn't you just look up the answers on your phone?
What We Say: While bar trivia is a time-honored tradition, we wonder just how long people will care about useless information. Our children will grow up in a world where everything they ever wanted to know is at their fingertips. Will they actually value knowing what a former first lady's name was, or how many gold records the Beach Boys had?

We aren't prepared to speculate on the effect this would have on the social lives of bar goers. Without trivia, the only options are karaoke and actually talking to each other. Both are no good.