The beefy football player who stuffed you in a locker, the dark handsome dude who smoked cigarettes in the parking lot, the preppy pretty boy who used his parent's yacht for boning the older sisters of girls you wished you boned...they're doing fine.

Sure, some will have become fat and bald and poor, just like you hoped for when prom night left you sniffling and blue-balled. But in this world, things don't get that bad for good-looking, muscular, rich people.