Kids love dinosaurs, but drug dealers tripping on LSD don't love dinosaurs. 19-year-old Edward A. Kirk lll was so high that not only was he convinced that dinosaurs were chasing him, he also thought that his home was filled with aliens. Despite his obvious troubles, he invited cops inside to check out his drug stash, and told them that everyone in the world should trip on LSD. That's what 30 hits of acid will do to you.

He also explained that selling LSD was "the people's work," which the cops didn't like too much. Kirk, his "thousand hits of acid," and other narcotics were subsequently taken into custody. He was charged with narcotics possession, disorderly conduct and reckless possession of drug paraphernalia.

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[via The Smoking Gun]