Reality show: Jersey Shore

On MTV’s smash hit series, Jersey Shore, the confident and curvy JWOWW is often the voice of reason. Amongst the sea of gorillas, juice heads and guidos that is South Jersey, JWOWW is usually the more level-headed of the roommates, often acting as a confidant to her little buddy, the Gilligan to her Skipper, Snooki. And on Snooki & JWoww, Jenni and Snooki’s recently-renewed spin-off series, Jenni’s relationship with her new fiancé, Roger Mathews, is often the show’s focus. Yes, sadly, JWOWW is now officially off the market. She’s only DTF Roger.