Everyone is trying to cash in on the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey, including the real-life hotel where a good portion of the book's antics went down. Portland's Heathman Hotel is offering an "Inner Goddess" package, which features a "beautiful white wine that Christian and Anastasia enjoy, complete with a little grey tie wrapped around the bottle neck" for just an extra $40.

If guests really want to go the whole 9, there's also the "Charlie Tango" package, which includes dinner for six and a helicopter ride for the modest price of $2,750. Then again, if boyfriends and husbands don't want their girlfriends and wives reading the book, are they going to be cool with this?

As long as they're spending money, the hotel doesn't care.

[via Gawker]