First Appeared: "Piano Man," Billy Joel (1973)
Notable Patrons: John, the Waitress, Paul, Davey, Bill
Signature Drink: Loneliness

"Piano Man" must hold the title for song about a fictional bar sung most often in real bars. This place is full of some sad, sad bastards. But who hasn’t gone to bar to drown their sorrows? We have no idea what a real estate novelist is, but we do know that misery loves company. Next time our ladies leave us, or we find ourselves unemployed, we’re heading here.

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