A Palo Alto, Calif., woman's horrible mistake gives the erroneous impression that crime actually pays. After being hit in the face with a milkshake by a gang of young heathens, the woman decided she'd return fire with her alligator skin purse. Not only did the purse land inside of the white Range Rover, it also had $2,000 and several personal items inside of it—the ultimate fail.

Police are searching for the teens, though the woman was not able to provide them with descriptions. When faced with adversity, don't throw large sums of money at your tormentors. Here's one thing we do know, however: two grand will bring all the boys to the yard.

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[via The Huffington Post]