Date: 4/13/2012

Thanks to Twitter, some Japanese food aficionados had quite the feast. Mao Sugiyama, a self-described asexual from Tokyo, went under elective-genital removal surgery days after his 22nd birthday. He took to Twitter to announce what he would do with his prized jewels: "[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."

Six people signed up to eat the $250-a-plate meal, but only five showed up to the feast of genitals (served alongside button mushrooms and Italian parsley). Photos of the event, which were quickly taken down due to their graphic nature, showed dozens in attendance. Do your thing, Sugiyama. We're just worried about the diners.