USA Today's "Five Questions for Zooey Decshanel" segment.

Deschanel went to Northwestern for a few months, so we can’t really say that the blue-eyed actresss is a complete airhead, but damn. It’s not clear what’s she’s concocting in her head, but whatever it may be, it comes out in a way that will have you chuckle more out of sheer perplexity than anything else. Her timing coupled with her unique sense of humor is truly a match made in awkward heaven. She gets the last laugh, though, because she’s on USA Today and we’re not.