A Florida man was arrested yesterday after police pulled him over for erratic driving and discovered...wait for it...a small, live monkey in the back of his truck.

The man, Eugene Kotelman, was charged with felony drunk driving, possession of wildlife and two counts of violating fish and wildlife rules. Cops discovered he had previous offenses - driving with a suspended license, as well as DUIs - but things didn't really get weird until they discovered the monkey milling about in his truck. Kotelman was arrested, and the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has taken custody of the monkey.

And no, he did not drunkenly steal it from Mike Tyson.

[via Huffington Post]