We’re going to make this one real easy. The approach to our Twister movie is as follows: Cast Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, and Rihanna, hook them up with a few boxes of wine, and simply let them play Twister.

No plots, no dialogue, and no reason to use our brains. Hire Michael Bay as the director and you’ve got yourself two hours of smutty entertainment that's guaranteed to break box office records. Somehow, we can still see this thing having a budget over $200 million, though.