If you're a sucker for love who's going to get hitched, you might as well do it on somebody else's dime, right? That's the central motivation behind VH1's Wedding Wars, where 12 engaged couples dreaming of fancy nuptials compete for prizes like a gourmet wedding cakes, a wedding gown, tuxedos, floral arrangements, a honeymoon package, and the grand prize of a $100,000 destination wedding and $25,000 to start a new life on.

In order to win, love birds endure Survivor-like exile on a remote island where food and water are scarce but there are plenty of bugs and challenges to strain relationships. It's also a precursor to the sadness that is eternal exile on the island of monogamy. Congratulations, newlyweds!