6. In Your Booze Belly

The Booze Belly is a product worth its weight in gold. Just wrap this sucker around your stomach, fill it with your alcohol of choice, and do the damn thing. However, don't count on picking up any chicks while wearing the contraption. Again, you have a gallon of swill attached to your stomach like a colostomy bag.

For the cheaper bastards out there, consider this grimier option: Buy a box of Franzia, remove the pouch from the box, and then duct tape it to your stomach.