4. Taco Town, in Saturday Night Live (2009)

Taco Town makes Taco Bell's gordita crunch look straight-up wimpy. Just two shells? What the hell?

Taco Town's Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag comes with a crunchy shell in a soft flour tortilla, which itself is in a corn tortilla that's also deep-fried with a Parisian crepe. And then it's in a deep-dish pizza that's tucked into a blueberry pancake, and the whole thing is accompanied by a commemorative tote bag.

Got all that? Try repeating that back three times fast, now.