Ah, the gift and the curse of the jukebox. If you’re at a bar and need to put something in the air, think about what you're going to play. Avoid anything a drunk frat party/bachelorette party would play (though celebratory trap music is always welcome). If you select Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing,” you've made a mistake. The same goes for Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping,” Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline,” and the entire Ace of Base catalog.

Chill with the Lady Gaga. Not everyone wants to hear “Bad Romance,” especially the bartender, who has already heard it five times this evening alone.