1. Tony Hawk Ride

This game might be fun wasted, but I dare even Tony Hawk himself to attempt it stoned. The kind bud will turn not so kind as he goes careening to the ground and breaks his hip. He's getting up there in years, after all.

Also, it must again be noted, this game is also an insufferable mess sober. Maybe Xanax would do the trick. Then it'd be like you are slowly surfing on the concrete of calmness. Or something of the sort.