When the Beach Boys take the stage at the Staples Center for the 54th Grammy Awards tomorrow, it will be their first appearance together in over two decades. Because the group will surely be trending this weekend (and Monday morning), this map of the United States breaking down girls by description and region is totally appropriate right now.

According to the map, girls in the Southeast will knock you out and girls from the Midwest will make you feel alright, but apparently the best ones are found in Cali. Sadly, despite the wishes of Brian Wilson, they can't all be California girls.

We will, however, keep hope alive for him.

[via LAist]

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