3. Michael Jackson

Speaking of scary tchotchkes that evoke less-than-comfortable memories, not only does this little triad of Michael Jacksons weirdly seem to capture the King of Pop's evolution from black to white, but the figurine furthest to the left seems to have the ultimate "I'm gonna git you, motherfucker" look on his face. Not necessarily the last thing you want to see before you shut your eyes to go to sleep.