2. Paula's Fried Butter Balls

You know how we know Paula hates America? SHE DEEP FRIED BUTTER! She literally rolled up butter and cream cheese, seasoned it, covered it in egg and flour, and dropped in the deep fryer nonchalantly. Followed of course, by a smug smirk in the direction of the obesity gods.

Things Paula may have said after creating this recipe:

"It's my cooking show, I'll fry if I want to."

"I'll never gnaw on another stick of butter without breading on it again!"

"I've done it, Dr. Kevorkian! I've succeeded in assisted suicide!"