When: Married in July 2010
The adorable scale for Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s relationship is so off the charts that it’s really embarrassing for us. Kerr happily gushes about her man’s romantic tendencies (like framing all their love notes to one another), while Bloom gets to be married to one of the hottest models in the world. The happy couple already have a baby boy together.

Smash Probability: It’s safe to say that this marriage has been consummated.