Ass Effect

Pretty much a no-brainer, given all of the hot intergalactic tail sauntering about the stars and planets in Mass Effect’s universe.  This would be a two-disc set: one DVD starring a Male-Shep; the other, a Fem-Shep.  

Best of all, it’d be like one of those throwback interactive choose-your-own-adventure DVD’s from the early 2000’s. You’d still get to select dialogue choices through a decision tree using your crusty, sticky remote.

No more of those clumsy, oddly rendered love scenes from the game – now you get to wallow in an even MORE potent mix of shame and joy when you finally bed Tali. Oh, and the mask definitely has to stay on.