Viral Date: November 2003
You can't defeat arrogant blowhards with reason, defensiveness, or aggression; to really get their goat, the best tactic is blatant mockery. Like two unruly kids mouthing off to a substitute teacher, Cam and Dame ether the anti-rap arguments of Bill O'Reilly (and an actual school principal) with instant classic quotables: "You maaaaad!" and "I got dirt on you doggy!" Best.O'Reilly Factor.Ever.
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Thankfully, this was not Cam's last appearance on a nationally-televised news program: In April 2007, Cam told Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes that he wouldn't even snitch if he lived next door to a serial killer. Killa!