Skill: blind faith
Weakness: delicious placenta
Potential game: Dead Space 3: Cults are Cool
Few people manage to walk the line between famous and just crazy better than Tom Cruise. The Dead Space series has managed to somewhat subtly mock scientology (Cruise's cult) through two games now, so we figure why not go full-blown for the third? Cruise would play the secret agent who has to infiltrate the cult from the bottom up, eventually facing a decision between taking control of the cult and destroying it from the inside. Wow, we just got way too into this one.